Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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