That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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