No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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