id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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