sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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