that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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