why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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