fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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