After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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