We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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