doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so that wasnt chicken after all
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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