BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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