Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He did a backflip because drugs
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