Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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