omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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