Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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