Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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