Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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