he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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