Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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