Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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