The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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