I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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