So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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