i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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