I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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