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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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