just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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