i can't believe i had my finger in that
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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