i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just come out here and I will go home with you...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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