I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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