Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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