have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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