I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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