I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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