doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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