Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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