I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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