The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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