You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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