There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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