there was a trapeze. enough said
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
