she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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