Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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