I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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