tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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