my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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