gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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