trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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