we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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